Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Who Are You Boatman?

My cousin forced me to join him for a movie I did not want to see. I had only vague recollections of Rambo 1, and saw no reason to see Rambo 4. I've seen a lot of bad movies, most of them here in Vietnam, all of them Hollywood-made, and all of them practically free. But Rambo 4 was the WORST movie I have ever seen- EVER. Like, in my entire life, ever. It wasn't even worth the Free price tag. 

The entire movie was one, very long murder scene. You'd think half of Burma was decimated by this one man. But, there was this single, memorable line directed at Sly Stalone by a soon-to-be dead man: "Who are you boatman?" Sly Stalone didn't even respond. That's how bad this movie was- the main man, approaching 90, didn't even have the best line in HIS movie. 

Now, on to more important matters: What is the purpose of this blog?

It's to tell you a little about me. Since no one seems to reading it, I'm going to dive right in and divulge everything about this boatman:

My name is Sam. 

And I am Amerivietman.

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